Yep, it’s just been confirmed that when Sir Trevor McDonald checks out the big rouge book from the TV library – after a four-year stint spent languishing on the shelves – the “Lifer” in question is to be Simon Cowell. Not to be mean spirited, but that seems a bit of a comedown for the show’s return, doesn’t it? They must only have had to pop down the corridor at LWT Towers to get him.

Anyway, the results can be seen on ITV1 on Saturday June 2.