The title of that Holby City spin-off that I was whinging on about the other day is apparently Holby Blue.

I’m not sure that the implications of using this name have been thought through thoroughly by the people behind the show. What does Holby Blue sound like to you? What kind of images does the word “blue” put into your mind? Cue plenty of truncheon and handcuff jokes from the tabloids.

Expect the name to be altered prior to transmission.