The perfect blend?
Tuesday, September 5, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Do you know anybody who still watches Neighbours? Read more
The One Show
Monday, August 28, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Here we are again, inspecting the turf of post-teatime telly and kicking up the dust for traces of good play. Read more
The West Wing
Friday, July 28, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
It’s always tempting, when a long-running TV show that’s not as good as it once was, lumbers into the finishing straight amidst a flurry of eulogies and reminiscences, to stop fighting and just give in. Read more
Lowe and behold
Saturday, July 15, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
On last night’s episode of The West Wing there was a real, genuine, bona fide “yes!” moment of the kind the show used to do as a matter of course, but which hasn’t bothered with for ages. Read more
Blue Peter
Monday, July 3, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
For all the armies of faces that have marched across teatime screens down the decades, very few have ever possessed the secret of contemporary children’s telly. Read more
Calm, calm
Thursday, June 22, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Alan Bleasdale showed up on Radio 4′s Front Row the other night to plug the DVD release of his trio of Channel 4 dramas, GBH, Jake’s Progress and Melissa. Fortunately the man was in the mood for being reasonably talkative. Unfortunately the man asking him the questions was Mark Lawson, who as usual conspired to avoid asking anything of consequence and instead sought to use the time to unearth desperately uninteresting and hopelessly tangential “themes” and “ideas”. Read more
Loose at 5.30!
Monday, May 29, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
If anything should serve as a warning not to tune in to a programme, it is the sight of an exclamation mark adorning a timecheck. Read more
Going for a gong
Wednesday, May 10, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
At Sunday night’s TV BAFTA ceremony, out of a total of 19 awards, ITV won just one. Yes, just one. One single, solitary award. Read more
Election 2006
Thursday, May 4, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
“I wouldn’t call them boring,” sniffed David Dimbleby hailing us yet again from his election hearthside, “it’s hard to think of a more fascinating night.” Read more
The Queen at 80
Friday, April 21, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
“We’re told she doesn’t want much fuss,” confided Sophie Raworth from amidst a bewildering battery of cameras, arc lights, cables, microphones, scaffolding and cake. Read more
Speak for yourself
Sunday, April 16, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
“When was the last time you used a phone box?” tittered one of the presenters on BBC News 24 the other night. “Go on – have a think!” “Oooh,” the other replied, hamming it up for all they were worth, “it must be at least 10 years. How about you? When was the last time you used a phone box?” “Probably …” “Yes?” “… Probably around 10 years as well.” “Now doesn’t that seem such a long time ago?” continued the first. “But now, the weather. Darren, when was the last time you used a phone box?” Read more
The Apprentice
Wednesday, April 5, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
“It’s cold up there,” whispers Lindsay Duncan in GBH when tartly reminding her father of his lofty position in British society. “So cold.” Read more
Deal or No Deal?
Saturday, March 18, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
In a turn of phrase that wouldn’t be out of place tumbling from the lips of its loquacious host, the Saturday night incarnation of this show has turned out to be something of a curate’s egg. Read more
“Before you send $30m of my money to Mexico I want to ask some questions!”
Saturday, March 18, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
The seventh – and last – series of The West Wing has begun transmission on More4. Having previously bailed out from the show on grounds of it no longer being not even a faint shadow of its former mighty self, it’s proved impossible not to be drawn back to see how the whole sprawling mess tries to resolve itself. Read more
Davina
Wednesday, March 1, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
A chat show at 7pm? On a Wednesday night? On BBC1? Those were indeed the days. Read more
Rock School
Sunday, February 12, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Two teenagers scour the newspaper listings for somewhere to play host to a fledgling heavy rock group. They’re both part of the band’s management team, and hence have a shared interest in finding a suitable venue – and fast. Read more
Box clever
Wednesday, February 8, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Decent TV shows about TV have always tended to fall into one of two categories: the pithily pedantic (Open Air, See for Yourself, Right to Reply) or the waspishly whimsical (Take Two, Ask Aspel, Windmill). A programme that tackles telly from a topical, informative and genuinely enthusiastic point of view has, it feels, never been treated as a serious proposition. Convention seems to dictate there always has to be a gimmick bolted on, be it Gloria Hunniford, video booths or “Call the Controller”. Read more
“If I was asked to go back, of course I would”
Tuesday, January 31, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
To mark the second anniversary of the publication of the Hutton Report, yesterday’s Independent rustled up a where-are-they-now? inventory of all the main players. Tellingly absent from Greg Dyke’s biography was, well, pretty much anything of note. Read more
Calendar countdown
Sunday, January 22, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
What have been the most watched programmes of the decade so far? Read more
Snowmail
Saturday, January 21, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
When he wasn’t otherwise occupied with the trifling business of reading the news, Reginald Bosanquet divided his time between playing tennis, holding court in the ITN bar and penning amorous poetry about Anna Ford. Read more