Jekyll
Saturday, June 16, 2007 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
A creature of dangerous unpredictability has returned to our screens. A person of hidden debauchery, of masked wantonness, of hitherto unexceptional virtues suddenly and dramatically revealed to possess capacity for unspeakable acts of irresponsibility. Read more
Any Dream Will Do
Saturday, May 26, 2007 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
You pays your money and you likes it or lumps it. Read more
Election 2007
Thursday, May 3, 2007 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
There is bad weather in the Western Isles. On Newsnight, “Radio 2′s Jeremy Vine” (in the words of Jeremy Paxman) has just exhibited a blurred map of Britain flecked with indistinct multi-coloured blotches. Read more
Election ’92
Monday, April 9, 2007 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Fame may deal an inconsistently fleeting hand to practitioners of TV and politics, but when both worlds collide you see stardom at its most ephemeral. Read more
Comic Relief Night
Friday, March 16, 2007 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Like smoking, photos of journalists speaking into a telephone, and speeded-up footage of trains running from London to Brighton, Lenny Henry is something you don’t see much on TV anymore. Read more
Sky blues
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
My desk at work is opposite a TV which shows Sky News non-stop. I’ve always found it to be a grisly, unpleasant and hysterical channel, and if the sound weren’t turned down on the television set I’m not sure if I’d be able to make it through each day. Lately, though, it seems to have become not just bombastic but bizarre. Read more
Blair: The Inside Story
Tuesday, February 27, 2007 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Much as how an entire generation of people grew up under Mrs Thatcher, so an entire generation has grown wise under the present prime minister. Read more
Party Animals
Wednesday, January 31, 2007 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Programmes that purport to “lift the lid” on certain professions consider there is always something worth lifting the lid for. Read more
Calendar countdown – slight return
Saturday, January 13, 2007 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Now that Broadcast magazine has compiled the highest rating TV of 2006, it’s time to update OTT’s chart of the most watched programmes of the decade so far. Read more
“I’ve got no brief for this moment”
Sunday, January 7, 2007 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Someone has finally won £250,000 on Deal or No Deal?. Read more
This Life + 10
Tuesday, January 2, 2007 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Almost without exception the press hated this belated Christmas present from BBC2. The depth of their fervour was inversely proportional to the height of expectation the self-same newspapers had whipped up prior to the programme’s transmission. Most critics sounded as if they had been let down by the show, and wrote as if they had somehow been betrayed for previously speaking out so positively. Read more
2006
Advancing years take away from us what we have inherited and give us what we have earned. Our relationship with television is a forever-burning example of this; the longer we feel we’ve hung around pouring our time and energy into watching it, the more we feel not merely blessed but actually owed an increasingly rarefied quality of enjoyment in return. Read more
Talking the Michael
Wednesday, November 29, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
If anyone can sort out ITV, Grade’s the man. There’s really nobody else. Well, there is, but when Greg Dyke was asked about it the other week he reckoned Pol Pot had more chance of getting the job. Read more
“We’ve got Carol Vorderman in here tonight!”
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
He’s no stranger to inheriting other people’s quiz shows, having stepped into the dapper shoes of Michael Miles for the 1990s revival of Take Your Pick. But does Des O’Connor have enough sartorial know-how to slip into the capricious cloak of Richard Whiteley, especially after his titular namesake found it impossible to wear such a garment for a little over 12 months? Read more
Countdown
Thursday, November 2, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
By the look on Des’ face, you’d have thought someone had died. But no, it was just Countdown‘s 24th birthday, and as usual our man was doing his best to grace the occasion with a crisply-executed ill-suited response. Read more
Torchwood
Sunday, October 22, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
In the same way big screen versions of stage musicals used to have professional vocalists “singing” the parts of the lead actors, so it might be advisable to have professional scribes employed to “write” the scripts of Russell T Davies. Read more
Prime Suspect
Sunday, October 15, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Bad weather follows Jane Tennison everywhere. Like the Douglas Adams character who blunders through a soggy existence unaware of his real status as a Rain God, and for whom precipitation was but a lumpen fact of existence, so Tennison has served her time in a near-continual downpour of dirty rain. Read more
Robin Hood
Saturday, October 7, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
There’s an almost primal satisfaction in seeing a familiar face back on Saturday night television where they’ve always belonged. Read more
Perfect circle
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
I reckon the new BBC1 idents are absolutely smashing. Read more
Hollyoaks
Friday, September 22, 2006 by Ian Jones · Comments Off
Once upon a time this was the best soap on television. Once upon a time it was the only programme of its kind to successfully mix improbability and wit and come up with endlessly entertaining drama. Read more